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To Find The WorstAs I was walking through the woods, I felt this funny surge. I was soon exposing my goods, as my bowels were starting to purge.To Find The Worst
As luck would have it on that day, it was the wrong place to take a crap. My luck was awful I would say, as I squatted atop a bear trap.
The trap SLAMMED shut before I was done, causing my goods their second worst pain. I took off like a rabbit on the run, to find the worst at the end of the chain.
Since then I’ve never walked through the woods, I’ve never gone near a tree. I no longer have my goods, so does
by ~donsmazda
Court AppearanceI always wind up in a court, because of this thing I do. I love to play with my balls, which are so round and blue.Court Appearance
I like to knock my balls around, and this causes me no pain. You probably think that I’m absurd, you’re thinking I’m insane.
After smacking them around a few times, I begin to work up a sweat. It really doesn’t bother me, so please now, don’t you fret.
Sometimes I smack my balls very hard, while walking into the court. This has never, ever hurt, but sometimes they do distort.
This usually draws people’s att
by ~donsmazda
And Then You Close The DoorYou pull me into your bedroom, and then you close the door. You seem to follow my every move, as I roll all over the floor.And Then You Close The Door
We seem to move in unison, is this a stroke of luck? Your hand rocks gently back and forth, all the while I suck.
It is finally over, shortly after we had begun. You stuff me back in the closet, as the vacuuming’s now done.
by ~donsmazda
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- Interests: My family, fishing, writing poetry
- Favourite movie: Top Gun, Tombstone, Gladiator
- Favourite band or musician: Kiss, Toby Keith
- Favourite genre of music: hard rock & new country now
- Favourite artist: ~SasuKay, my daughter, and ~Morgans-cross, my son
- Favourite game: Zelda
- Favourite gaming platform: Any Nintendo System
- Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny
- Personal Quote: I'm unique like nobody else.
- MSN: donslincoln@hotmail.com
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Luke 12:24 Consider the ravens: for they neither sow nor reap; which neither have storehouse nor barn; and God feedeth them: how much more are ye better than the fowls?
Don
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